So i Have a blog
Welcome to the blog of one called Muffin...the man formerly known as Eric...
anywho i now have a blog...as you can see...or you wouldn't be here right now...anyway right now i'm sitting in girl's dorm with my friends Rod, Lauren and Steve...OH yeah and Krysta is here too...What's happening is Steve and Rod are right now fighting with each other with get this...quotes from "Titus"...Car still Heavy boy...Err...
oh yeah i passed my greek mid-term with a C+ so i won't be digging my grave quite yet so all of you that want my t-shirts will have to wait a little longer...and no Krysta i won't let you bury me in your pants...Rod just did the cabbage patch thrusting uncoordinately like a quailltard...Err...I'm listening to country so the main fact that i'm still conscious is amazing...hey so far so good on the blog thing...Rod wants everyone to move to Saskatchewan and Steve just put a height restrction on entering...so grow quicker!!!...
JP is here and we have our quote of the day..."You're only crazy if the voice in your head is your mothers"...Rod just made the secret signal for "i want to get with that girl and i don't want you to say anything about it"...needless to say i fell to the floor and started crying from laughter...Krysta and Rod are cureently comparing the War in Iraq to the lack of signals that girls send to guys saying "BACK OFF JERKFACE"...I think Rod missed his calling as a southern country singer...
In the event of Lauren ever becoming fat it's all my fault...and Krysta is a huge fan of incest...because she said that Lauren and her sister Kyla should be married...Dogs have fins when you make a cardboard fin and attach it on...Rod and Krysta are about to get it on...if you don't hear from me again...it's because i've gone to a better place...anywhere but here...
For those of you that don't know who these people are i apologize but i'm sure you'll come to know them in time...cuz i'm sure we'll be talkiing about this again...Hey CW...anywho...
Rod and Lauren just had a little roll around on the ground...it took 30s for Rod to start heavy breathing and a minute before he got sweaty and by 1.5 min he was done and Steve was satisfied
Anywho i'm done
Happy NON-DATE Amanda...i mean never mind
oops...krysta made me say it...
anywho i now have a blog...as you can see...or you wouldn't be here right now...anyway right now i'm sitting in girl's dorm with my friends Rod, Lauren and Steve...OH yeah and Krysta is here too...What's happening is Steve and Rod are right now fighting with each other with get this...quotes from "Titus"...Car still Heavy boy...Err...
oh yeah i passed my greek mid-term with a C+ so i won't be digging my grave quite yet so all of you that want my t-shirts will have to wait a little longer...and no Krysta i won't let you bury me in your pants...Rod just did the cabbage patch thrusting uncoordinately like a quailltard...Err...I'm listening to country so the main fact that i'm still conscious is amazing...hey so far so good on the blog thing...Rod wants everyone to move to Saskatchewan and Steve just put a height restrction on entering...so grow quicker!!!...
JP is here and we have our quote of the day..."You're only crazy if the voice in your head is your mothers"...Rod just made the secret signal for "i want to get with that girl and i don't want you to say anything about it"...needless to say i fell to the floor and started crying from laughter...Krysta and Rod are cureently comparing the War in Iraq to the lack of signals that girls send to guys saying "BACK OFF JERKFACE"...I think Rod missed his calling as a southern country singer...
In the event of Lauren ever becoming fat it's all my fault...and Krysta is a huge fan of incest...because she said that Lauren and her sister Kyla should be married...Dogs have fins when you make a cardboard fin and attach it on...Rod and Krysta are about to get it on...if you don't hear from me again...it's because i've gone to a better place...anywhere but here...
For those of you that don't know who these people are i apologize but i'm sure you'll come to know them in time...cuz i'm sure we'll be talkiing about this again...Hey CW...anywho...
Rod and Lauren just had a little roll around on the ground...it took 30s for Rod to start heavy breathing and a minute before he got sweaty and by 1.5 min he was done and Steve was satisfied
Anywho i'm done
Happy NON-DATE Amanda...i mean never mind
oops...krysta made me say it...
posted by amateur&prose at 7:59 PM
5 Comments:
Welcome to blogger Eric . . . (i'm sorry, as often as you ask to be called Muffin, i will never be able to)
And i will not forget that you've taken all the blame for my significant weight gain in the (perhaps near) future.
And just for the record . . .the role around between Rodney and I . . . was nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get over it Eric (and everyone else)
Oh the joys! Can you imagine all the hype that will come when I have a REAL date?
a) yes i am here. because i live here more then you do and justs because you resent that facts doesnt make it ok for you to bug. b) i dont want you to be burried in my pants, i want to make you wear my pants when you are dead and yes, if there ever is a suspiciouse death when you die, check to see if the shirts are gone. c)i am glad you guys are comparing the females to the USA, You know we are in controle. d) I ment rod and Kyla should get together not lauren,
anyways i could go on and on however muffin, or blueberry muffin as i like to call him is just a butter brain! its ok
tee heee
congrats on the blog
Muffin and blueberry muffin are fine...but really, we all know it's truly "crashmuffin". (If you don't, all you have to do is ask).
Oh, and holy randomness batman! I mean dogs and fins (which i quite enjoyed).
Oh muffin!!! Good times good times! ps. although I never see you, because you are never around I can still beat you up!
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