Friday, March 10, 2006

Pick Your Battles

So in my many years of experience on this Earth and through countless encounters with the fairer sex...i have learned an invaluable lesson...PICK YOUR BATTLES...if it looks like you're in any way gonna lose the battle...walk away...if it looks like you're gonna win but she'll be really mad at you...walk away...if it looks like the "point" isn't going to worth much...walk away...

It's an all important lesson that all men should learn because someday we're going to try to fool one of the fairer sex into thinking that we're actually cool...so in the event that the conversation is going badly give up...and walk away...There are no exceptions to these rules...unless a couple things are called into question: your religion, your mom or your...well that's about it...just follow these and everything else should be fine

HMMM...oy yeah so Mum...or known as Mummy...did a nice little booty shake that resulted in a slap from LadyChoco...ha ha ha

qoute of the day comes from Vagabond "i wear the pants in the relationship, she just picks them out" thanks you Vagabond

thank you come again

6 Comments:

Blogger Hot Pink Snow Angel said...

Hypocrite!!!!!
you don't even follow your set of rules!!!!!

Anyways, just so you know . . . they are never going to think you are COOL - just bearable.

And with "the fairer sex" you will never be right anyways, so you might aswell "battle" with them - they love to win. :)

3:31 PM, March 10, 2006  
Blogger Leah said...

I have to agree with you being a hypocrite...in fact, instead of not walking away, you generally walk right into it...:0P

11:13 PM, March 10, 2006  
Blogger melancholy meditation said...

So i take it that you are a fond believer that through the course of a man's lifetime it is the ultimate goal of the male sex to journey through the pilgrimage towards fooling the 'fairer one' into thinking you are cooler than in reality? Hmm...well observed. Shamefully, I have fallen victim to such a ploy. Unfortunately, I still have to side with Hot Pink Snow Angel and say that you obviously don't choose your battles well when it comes to the 'fairer sex', ie) Mummy.
Whatever...I love to have a good fight every once in awhile.

1:08 PM, March 12, 2006  
Blogger Neal said...

when he was talking about the fairer sex, I'm pretty sure he was talking about me...

how selfish of all you ladies...

7:13 PM, March 13, 2006  
Blogger Justin said...

What happend to fight for what you believe in. Huh?

7:13 PM, March 13, 2006  
Blogger Alyson Sunny said...

Wait wait wait!! Neal you are only fairer cause you are pale! (giggle) And Muffin.....I can still beat you up. I dont know why I have been posting this but i think its funny! Maybe because I am still on meds and they make me think funny! Yeah meds...

7:19 PM, March 13, 2006  

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