Friday, March 31, 2006

Math 102...Math for Idiots...This Means ME

So I had a test today in Math 102...everyone says that this class is simple that it's for idiots and that you don't have to show up to know what's going on...well let's start with last night

Denek and Doug and myself were getting together to study for this math test...we expected to be out of here quick like going up against a horde of goblins with a vorpal's overkill...well we started and we immediately did 2 things wrong we overthought the simple questions and underthought everything else...adding...grade 4 adding...we could not do...anything past 10 was a mystery to was like a one-legged possum on the highway...we didn't stand a chance...10+10+21=51...or so we thought...moment of stupidity was when the kettle fell of the table...wait ten secs and "OH there's water coming out"...but we finished studying by 9:30 early and we thought we were good

Come Friday we're confident we know our stuff...but nothing could prepare us for what was about to happen...the test was as shocking as a newborn being ripped from it's mother's uterus and being spanked...and we walked away with a sense of wetness stickiness and we were was bad...the first page was good...the second was blank...third page see second page...fourth page same as the third just a little be louder and a little bit worse...fifth page...hey i understand i go back and i start to work through the test...and realize i'm missing the all important code i get that and needless to say...i filled it all in...but it was bad...the horrors were many and casualties are still being all of you out there don't take this course...or if you do go to class...and study's hard...they lie...they reel you in but then they strap on the blindfold, spin you around and tell you to write down Pi...all of it

Wow so the last 15 hours have been filled with math...Doug is just a giggling pile of jelly and now is going over the math that was...and Denek is just a shell of man...a shadow of his former self...and i well i'm thankful to still be here..we used to make fun of the people that thought that 5x12 was 50...but now we know...we know their pain...and Thothy was right "2+2 is 4...2+2is 4"

Song of the day: "Love and Trust" Our Lady Peace
Quote; "How's you colon...cuz my anus is bleeding"

thank you come again
stay clean...and don't take this class
this means you rodimus


Anonymous Anonymous said...

muahhh hahh. My evil plan has worked. I taunted you and told you that the last of the class was hard but no. You found your self skipping right till the end. What did i warn you about? Hummm? Thats right . I believe it was the end of the course. Needless to say you failed. Failed Failed Failed. After all your warnings. Well I geuss it is every man for themselves. Dont worry tho. You wont be dying alone. You have doug and denek to be with you.\
The three year old

12:00 PM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger Hot Pink Snow Angel said...

ok . . . thats going to give me nightmares for years to come. Some of those analogies were . . . far beyond disturbing!
Besides, i think you are over reacting . . . like comon, if someone with an average IQ can pull it off . . . then how much more is expected from one with a 168 (or whatever it is) . . . .hmmm think about that.
If this is truly how you feel . . . well, i'll remember not to come to you with questions about it next year. Instead, the 3 year old shall suffice.

12:06 PM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger Neal said...

two plus two is four

9:50 PM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger Furious Rodimus said...

Thanks for your warning. But I still have to take,but perhaps I will grant one of your D&D wishes if the time is right...

11:28 PM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger melancholy meditation said...

So my question to you is: who is doug and who is denek. Because judging simply by denek being an 'empty shell of a man'...all i can say is that you should probably be calling him pookie for the sake of clarification.

3:18 PM, April 02, 2006  
Blogger Furious Rodimus said...

Entertain Me!

1:55 PM, April 05, 2006  

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