I Love Lucy

alright well maybe i don't...maybe it's one of those love/hate relationships that people seem so fond of these days...but regardless...

remember watching charlie brown...well he had quite the relationship with Lucy...for one should would over him psychiatric help for five cents...but did you ever watch that no matter what lucy said she'd always go against it...leaving charlie more confused and stimied then before...how can you give advice you're only going to go against Lucy...if it's good enough for Charlie doesn't that stand to reason it's good enough for you?...

and the infamous football pull...you know what i'm talking about...Lucy says kick the ball charlie goes no no you'll pull it away...no says Lucy i won't...running start....full tilt pulls back the leg...yoink...there goes charlie for another fall...how many times can you keep pulling the ball out from under him?...

so charlie my question is this...what keeps bringing you back to advice from Lucy...what keeps making you believe that this time she'll let you have your moment and kick that ball...what's there chuck...

song for the nerds

Making young girls pine
I don’t have the time
Babies get in line
I’ve got a protractor
Got a stapler now it goes “Ka-ching”
gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing on my calculator
If you’re up and if you want a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
‘Cause you can’t handle this

No, No, No you can’t handle this
No, No, No you can’t handle this

Through my glasses glare
you’ll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
I’ve got a retainer
Maybe I’m the physics main event
maybe I’m the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments thinks that I’m coplanar
If you’re up and if you want a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
‘Cause you can’t handle this

And Leonard Nemoy can’t stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
awesome
I am the awesomest

No, No, No you can't handle this
No, No, No you can't handle this

'Cause you can't handle this

Lone Thought

how can i be so smart and still do so very little thinking with my brain...

In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers past
Until a new one comes along

I spoke to you in cautious tones
You answered me with no pretense
And still I feel I said too much
My silence is my self defense

And every time I've held a rose
It seems I only felt the thorns
And so it goes, and so it goes
And so will you soon I suppose

But if my silence made you leave
Then that would be my worst mistake
So I will share this room with you
And you can have this heart to break

And this is why my eyes are closed
It's just as well for all I've seen
And so it goes, and so it goes
And you're the only one who knows

So I would choose to be with you
That's if the choice were mine to make
But you can make decisions too
And you can have this heart to break

And so it goes, and so it goes
And you're the only one who knows...

how i see it

we're face to face but we don't see eye to eye
we're like fire and rain you drive me insane
but i can't keep away from you for anything
we're like venus and mars, two different stars
but you're the harmony to every song i sing