Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Wow i'm bored...With a Capital B

So the last few days in dorm have been...well for lack of a better word...BORING...like we've been sitting around smacking our heads together not knowing what to do...today wasn't too bad because we played touch football on the front lawn with myself, Denek, Thamior, and Stationary...which was a blast Thamior and I totally won it was awesome...

Man I'm bored...if you can come and save us or just me...save me from this horrible thing known as boredom...This is a call, a prayer, a shot in the dark, a anything that will get people to do stuff with us empty shells of men...if you can even call us men anymore...

Oh and for noteworthyness you may or may not know that Dr. Pepper...the greatest soft drink in the known universe...has a contest that you should win 1 in 3 times...now Denek has won 2 for 2 and Thamior has won 1 for 1...myself well i'm a great big 1 for 11...i was 0 for 10...so tell me how this fair...you can't cuz it's not...ha ha ha take that...me...darn the butt of my own joke again...sigh...Ooh it's dinner time so i'm out of here to have another lackluster caf meal...so i'm outta here

Tell me your thought on whether Hobbits have naturally calloused...and if not how would they get calloused cuz they just walk around the Shire on the grass...really cuz climbing Mount Doom would hurt without calloused feet

Quote of the Day: "In the real world when you kill people they die...for real!!!" Ryan Phillippe from Antitrust...it was a good movie until captain obvious struck right there at the end...duh people really die in the real world...wow and he was supposed to be a computer genius...moron
Song of the Moment: 1000 Times a Day by The Early November...these guys are emo to the core...come to my room and i'll prove it...they play the most depressing version of "If you're happy and you know it" ever

Thank you come again
Stay Clean Kids...i really need to do some laundry...for reasons i don't think i need to tell anyone

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Moving In and retractions

So today was the day the high schoolies were supposed to move in...and we figured oh yeah most of them maybe 2 or 3 wouldn't...well only 3 have so far and it's 7 o'clock...this has been the slowest day in a ver very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long time...really sitting in this office for like 8 hours...tha's like a work day...geez who would have thought this would have been work...i didn't...just kidding it's work right Dbeach

As a retraction I will from this point on be calling The Duke...Thamior...to Thamior i'm sorry...this is your name from here on out...but just remember you did shoot me through the neck...and killed me...regardless of whether it was for the better or not

Today was also the first day of jogging...pronounced with either a hard or soft j...anwyho we jogged for close to an hour this mornin...and not to lead anyone on it was not all jogging there was some walking...we jogged a song walked a song...Thamior had brought his iPod...but anywho this will be continued throughout the school year...hopefully...but it will happen...i think that's it for me...i'm listening to classical music...it's nice and calming give it a try...you'll be pleasantly surprised

Quote of the Day: "You don't understand i could have conquered all of Europe by now"- Thamior

Song of the Moment: Fanfare for the Common Man as performed by the London Brass Virtuosi

Thank You Come Again
Stay Clean Kids...wipe all the oil of in the kingdom of Klein

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

An Update...Long Awaited and Critically Acclaimed

First off I probably spelt "Acclaimed" wrong but oh well...i'll probably spell a lot of words wrong...i was once hocked un phoenix...but anyways onwards with the update

I'M BACK...that's right Muffin has come back to the Land of Oil and...well there's got to be something else here...anywho...i've been here now since Saturday afternoon (19th)...and i'm back from being trained in the hardcore art form of being an RA...we went camping that's right camping...and guess who complained the entire time...if you said Vince you're close... DBeach(RD)... and in the end we came back to Dorm early because Andrea was afraid of thunderstorms...and there was a huge one...so i tip my hat to her...cuz otherwise i would have had to put up with another 18 hours of DBeach...but that's ok it was fun and we had good times even though i think every rock in that river voilated my derriere...that's French for butt

I have my room all done come and see...it's on the high school floor 2nd door on the left...it's The Duke's old room...High Schoolies move in tomorrow and then it's time to influence young and impressionable youth...and if the Schultz's are reading this they'll be playing that nice game with the pantyhose...for those that don't know what i'm talking about show up to university orientation or i'll tell you when you come by my room...mmm what else

I brought my baseball glove...I've had writer's block all summer...if anyone wondered...i'm looking for anyone willing to give me an old mouse for my comp cuz i have no idea what happened to my old on...if you don't like D&D skip to the next paragraph...but we need a cleric...if you're interested talk to me or Denek or the Duke...applications will be available via email or by stopping by F203...ha ha ha

Quote of the Day: In 20 years from now you'll regreat the things you didn't do rather than the things you did do- Mark Twain...sorry Thothy if completely screwed that up...correct me on it later

Song of the Moment: Six Candles by FM Static...that's right 2 songs of the moment in a row go to FM Static...they're off different albums if that makes you feel better

Thank You Come Again
Stay Clean Kids...you know nice and moist...GO JAYS GO